The meaning of true love can finally pull itself off of its death bed and happily live like the mites in Billy Ray’s mane! – Lainey Gossip The rabid chipmunk in sloppy Tank Girl drag known as Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have decided to not break their contract up after he got papped hugging on some girls during Spring Break. Here’s Jon Hamm and the cast of Mad Men at the unveiling of the Don Draper bench in NYC yesterday. Good for Jon Hamm! Now can he uncross his legs, because I’m worried about the Hammaconda. I’m surprised none of them have gone to rehab for an apple juice addiction since they drink so much of that shit on Mad Men. They have asked for privacy and sensitivity going forward.”īefore you say that this isn’t surprising since he drinks all that whiskey in Mad Men, I’ll have your ass know that they probably drink iced tea! Or apple juice! Hmm, that makes me wonder. “With the support of his longtime partner Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm recently completed treatment for his struggle with alcohol addiction. Jon got out in time to start promoting the final season of Mad Men. Jon’s rep gave this statement to TMZ:

Last month, Jon checked into the Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan, Connecticut after he decided that he needed a little help for his addiction to booze. TMZ says that Jon Hamm just left rehab after spending 30 days in there. Wait, can I buy an EMT certificate online after winning a quick game of Operation, because I think I want to become a paramedic now. Somebody should really tell Jon Hamm not to cross his legs like that, because he could suffocate America’s national treasure the Hammaconda and then a paramedic would have to give it mouth-to-mouth.

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